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Nazi Sharks!
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The swim-suited babes of Shakatitt Beach are all geared up for the annual Shakatitt Beach Swim Competition. The waters are troubled this year by a girl-killing psychopath obsessed with sharks and a kaboom of Third Reich megalodons have been set loose in the local waters. But the busty bimbos will stop at nothing to show their talents or tits and win the competition. It's Jugs versus Jaws in this b-movie sharksploitation extravaganza!

Nazi Sharks! is a completely true made-up story filled with rich themes about life, longing, and huge hooters. If you like sharks, evil Nazi scum, sexy babes in bikinis, big boobs, sexy babes not in bikinis, Kevin Costner, synchronized swimming, and/or SyFy movies, you should probably close Petville for a while and read Nazi Sharks! instead.

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The Horrendous Rape Machines of Dr. Erothanous
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Greatest scientist in the world? Maybe. Greatest rapeologist of all time? Certainly, because he just made it up. Dr. Erothanous is a madman hellbent on achieving the Perfect Rape. To make it happen, he just needs his evil, lust-driven machines and lots and lots of nubile victims.

A hypnotized detective, a super-prostitute, and the sleaziest man alive will have to work together long enough to save the city's women from the sinister rapist. If they want to catch him, they'll have to discover his secrets first. Can they decode his disturbing manifesto and follow the trail of bodies to the psychopath in time?

Inspired by films like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Frankenhooker and Brain Damage, The Horrendous Rape Machines of Dr. Erothanous is a fast-paced, grimy horror adventure into a maelstrom of sex and violence.

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